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谐趣篇2

1.Joe and Mike 乔与麦克2

2.Has the Lion Read the Book? 狮子看过这本书吗？3

3.Brake and Horn 制动器和喇叭4

4.Is He Blind or Lame? 他是瞎子还是瘸子？5

5.Thumb and Little Finger 大拇指和小拇指6

6.Two Poor Travellers 两个可怜的旅行者7

7.Is He Very Silly? 他真的很傻吗？8

8.The Woman and Her Three Dogs 女人和她的三只狗9

9.The Fallen Moon 落月10

10.The Winner 得胜者11

11.It's Unfair 不公平12

12.Old or Young? 年纪大还是小？13

13.On the Bus 在汽车上14

14.In Line 排队15

15.The Greatest Liar 最大的骗子16

16.Peter's New House 彼得的新房子17

17.I'm Calling from Upstairs 我在楼上打电话18

18.Is Mrs Jones Clever? 琼斯夫人聪明吗？19

19.How Shall I Get the Paint Off 如何弄掉油彩？20

20.Unreliable 不可靠21

21.He Doesn't Want to Die 他不想死22

22.The Third Man 第三个人23

23.Is He a Thief? 他是窃贼吗？24

24.Sheet or Table Cloth? 床单还是台布？25

25.Brandy and Vase 白兰地和花瓶26

26.Disneyland Left 迪斯尼乐园已经离去27

27.Where Were You Monday and Tuesday? 星期一和星期二你在哪儿？28

28.Poor Handwriting 差劲儿的书法29

29.An Interesting Old Man 一位有趣儿的老人30

30.Is the Owner Silly? 厂主愚蠢吗？31

31.He Was Broke Again 他又破产了32

32.Bicycle or Bull? 自行车还是公牛？33

33.Where Is His Hat? 他的帽子在哪儿？34

34.It's Not Fair 那不公平35

35.Half of Them Are Wrong 它们中有半数是错的36

36.What Did You Come to Get? 你来干什么？37

37.Take Me Back to Prison 把我带回监狱38

38.A Warning Sign 警告牌39

39.I Turned It Off Twice 我关掉两次40

40.The Tree's Age 树龄41

41.I Brought You Up 我把你带大的42

42.My Roof Leaks 我的房顶漏了43

43.We Left Nothing 我们什么也没留下44

44.The Smell Is Terrible 气味难闻45

45.I Have Stopped Drinking 我已经戒酒了46

46.You Are the Seventh 你是第七头驴47

47.You Are Wrong 你错了48

48.The City Man and the Mountain Man 城里人和山里人49

49.Welcome to Come Back 欢迎你回来50

50.Night Calls 夜间的电话51

51.Thank God 感谢上帝52

52.I'm the Dead Donkey's Father 我是死者的父亲53

53.The Easiest Question in the World 世界上最简单的问题54

生活篇56

1.Where Is Her Car? 她的车在哪儿？56

2.In the Bar 在酒馆里57

3.Have a Rest 休息58

4.Where Is Father? 父亲在哪儿？59

5.Honesty and Sagacity 诚实与精明60

6.A Clever Woman 聪明的女人61

7.I Wish I Were a Book 但愿我是一本书62

8.I'm Afraid to See the Doctor 不敢看医生63

9.The Last-minute Advice 最后的劝告64

10.It's Not a Picture 不是图画65

11.An Opposite Example 相反的例子66

12.A thousand Kisses 一千个吻67

13.In the Park 在公园里68

14.A Poor Woman 一位可怜的妇女69

15.Instead of Speaking 代替说话70

16.Pocket and Heart Attack 口袋与心脏病71

17.Misunderstanding 误解72

18.A Free Man 自由人73

19.Tom and His Mother 汤姆和他的母亲74

20.The Meaning of Dreams 梦的解释75

21.It's Not That 并非如此76

22.Is she a Good Singer? 她是位好歌手吗？77

23.A Portrait Painted with Jewelry 一幅画有珠宝的肖像78

24.Cat and Mice 猫和老鼠79

25.On a Bus 在公共汽车上80

26.Just the Opposite 正相反81

27.Tom Saw a Tiger 汤姆看见一只老虎82

28.Coincidence 巧合83

29.A Bad Woman 一位坏女人84

30.I Married the Wrong Man 我嫁错了人85

31.Why Are You Worrying? 为何担心？86

职业篇88

1.Lunch and Belts 午饭和安全带88

2.Special Sandwiches 特殊的三明治89

3.I Ususlly Drive a Hearse 我通常开灵车90

4.The Cloth Is Not Enough 布不够91

5.Getting a Discount 打折92

6.Modern Paintings 现代画93

7.Misunderstanding 误解94

8.The Clever Priest 聪明的牧师95

9.Is He Ill? 他病了吗？96

10.A Clivilized Way of Asking for a Tip 要小费的文明方法97

11.Not Deserve It 受之有愧98

12.Is the Manager Clever? 经理聪明吗？99

13.The Employee 雇员100

14.A Poor Young Man 可怜的年轻人101

15.Never Waste 决不浪费102

16.Is the Guide Right? 导游说的对吗？103

17.Who Is That Man? 那个人是谁？104

18.Looking for Dad 找爸爸105

19.I Want Both 我想买两只106

20.Who Are They? 他们是谁？107

21.My Gift to the Judge 贿赂法官的礼物108

22.We Need Two of Those 我们需要两个109

23.Imagingation 想像力110

24.Thirst Come,Thirst Served 谁渴招待谁111

25.A Famous Doctor 名医112

26.A Clever Doctor 聪明的医生113

27.Is He a Bridge? 他是座桥吗？114

28.I'm the Doctor 我就是医生115

29.He Is Too Old 他太老了116

30.I can Do Nothing 无能为力117

31.You Are Smarter Now 你现在聪明多了118

32.Is He a Good Doctor? 他是好医生吗？119

33.A Smart Horse 聪明的马120

34.Bread and Eyes 面包和眼睛121

35.Overcharge 要价太高122

36.We Are Neighbours 我们是邻居123

37.Five Hundred Times 五百遍124

38.He Could Fly too 他还能飞125

39.She Has a New Husband 又有新欢126

40.Doing Shopping Too Early 购物太早127

41.Rope or Ox? 绳子还是公牛？128

42.A Silly Wife 傻妻子129

43.My Warship Is your Wife 我的军舰就是你的妻子130

44.I Can't see 我看不见131

45.Are They Clever? 他们聪明吗？132

儿童篇134

1.I Want to Tell 我要讲出去134

2.A Sausage 一根儿香肠135

3.When Do We Start to Get Smaller? 何时变小？136

4.Is Little Jack Clever? 小杰克聪明吗？137

5.Always Last 还是最后一个138

6.Sharks and Crocodiles 鲨鱼和鳄鱼139

7.Why Was He Crying? 他为什么哭？140

8.Whose Boots? 谁的靴子？141

9.Why Did David Cry? 戴维为什么哭？142

10.Blooming Chickens 开花的鸡143

11.Torn Pants Better 撕裤子更好144

12.He Wanted Two Balloons 他想要两只气球145

13.Let Me Have It 把牙给我146

14.Fire and Hot Water 火和热水147

15.A Clever Boy 聪明的男孩148

16.A"Brave"Boy “勇敢”的男孩149

17.No Hoes 没有锄头150

18.I Saw Father Get It Out 我看见爸爸弄出来的151

19.Is There a Crib in Your Stomach? 肚里有小床吗？152

20.The Art of Cry 哭的艺术153

21.How Did the Kitten Die? 小猫是怎么死的？154

22.Mr.Jenkins'Nose 詹金斯先生的鼻子155

23.Ten Cents 十美分156

24.Why Was the Boy Crying? 那个男孩为什么哭？157

25.Swallow a Toy 咽下玩具158

26.I Can't See Clearly 我看不清159

27.Practising Polite Language 练习礼貌用语160

28.Is the River Deep? 河水深吗？161

29.Where Is the Cake? 蛋糕哪儿去了？162

30.The Teacher Cried 老师哭了163

31.An Apology 道歉164

32.The Same Soup 同一碗汤165

33.A Naughty Boy 淘气的小男孩166

师生篇168

1.Quality of a Musician 音乐家的素质168

2.A Physics Examination 一次物理考试169

3.Outwitted 青出于蓝170

4.Fruit Salad 凉拌水果171

5.Try the New Food 品尝新食品172

6.Teacher's Pest 老师的小淘气173

7.A Clever Professor 聪明的教授174

8.Professor's Apology 教授的歉意175

9.Why Are They Late? 他们为什么迟到？176

10.Have You Read Hamlet? 你看过《哈姆雷特》吗？177

11.Here Is Another 这里还有一只178

12.Zoo and Park 动物园和公园179

13.Cleaning Knives “擦刀”有方180

14.May We Have Our Teacher Back? 我们能让我们的老师回来吗？181

15.Your Coat Is on Fire 您的外衣着火了182

16.History and Girlfriend 历史和女朋友183

17.Outside and Inside 里外都算184

名人篇186

1.The Ragged boys 衣衫褴褛的人186

2.Chaplain's First Appearance on the Stage 卓别林的初次登台演出187

3.Giving You a New Start 让你获得新生188

4.Tit for Tat 针锋相对189

5.Benard Shaw and a Girl 萧伯纳与女孩190

6.I Would Wish to Be an Orphan 我想当孤儿191

7.You Should Pay Double Tuition 你应该付两倍的学费192

8.Who Is Uglier? 谁更丑？193

9.The Heavyweight Fighter and the Violinist 拳王和小提琴家194

10.Meeting Acquaintances 遇到热人195

11.The Birth of a Novel 一本小说的诞生196

12.Einstein and Charlie Chaplin 爱因斯坦和查理·卓别林197

13.Churchill and the Playwright 丘吉尔与剧作家198

14.Clever Affendi 聪明的阿凡提199

15.Churchill and Bernard Shaw 丘吉尔和肖伯纳200

16.Maupassant's Answer 莫泊桑妙答201

17.Hat and Head 帽子与脑袋202