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动物幽默Animal Humor1

Cat and Mice猫和老鼠2

The Value of a Second Language第二种语言的价值3

A Smart Horse聪明的马4

Catching a Mouse捕鼠记5

Talking Parrot会说话的鹦鹉6

The Crab and His Mother螃蟹和妈妈7

The Centipede Housekeeper蜈蚣管家8

Two Skunks两只臭鼬10

校园幽默School Humor11

Outside and Inside外面与里面12

A Silly Professor愚蠢的教授12

The Tooth Fairy牙齿精灵13

I'm Glad我真高兴14

Two Jobs两份工作15

Where Do You Have Trouble你哪里不舒服16

Where Is the Egg鸡蛋在哪里17

The Plural of Tomato番茄的复数17

Discover and Invent发现与发明18

Prepare Yourself自己做好准备18

A Faithful Pupil忠实的小学生19

Go to the Dictionary查字典20

You Get Zero你得了零分20

Here Is Another这是另一只手21

A Short Composition一篇短文22

Stupid,Stand Up愚蠢的人，站起来23

The Same Mother同一个妈妈24

Cleaning Knives清理刀子25

He Will Beat Me他会揍我的26

When to Write什么时候写信26

Beer啤酒27

Letters from Sons儿子的来信27

Absent-minded Professor心不在焉的教授28

Psychological Test心理学测试29

Two Important Qualities as a Doctor做医生的两个重要条件30

A Dollar per Point一分一块钱31

A Professor and His Students教授和他的学生32

恋爱、婚姻幽默Love and Marriage Humor33

Hard to Please Both众口难调34

My First Big Date第一次重要约会35

Date约会36

You Are Wrong你错了37

Why Was She Angry她为什么生气38

Contributions of Wife妻子的功劳39

Who Left Me a Fortune是谁留下财产给我39

The Same Service同样的服务40

Modern Life现代生活41

Good News and Bad News好消息和坏消息42

Who Were the Other Two另外两个人是谁43

Career-oriented Marriage事业型婚姻44

The Power of Picture照片的力量45

Wake-up Service叫醒服务46

I Have Turned It Over我已经翻过来了47

It's Not a Picture那不是画像48

I Don't Know Her我还不认识她呢48

The Opposite Result相反的结果49

Your Horse Called你的马打电话了50

An Angry Wife's Prayer发怒妻子的祈祷51

Inviting a Friend for Dinner请朋友吃饭52

家庭幽默Family Humor53

At a Loss迷惑54

Which Woman哪个女人55

A Silly Husband愚蠢的丈夫56

He Said Nothing他什么都没说57

I Taught the Teacher我教老师57

The New Baby新生婴儿58

Things Have Been Okay一切都正常59

Final Requests最后的请求60

Lucky Mother幸运的母亲61

Keep the Change零钱不用找了62

Imitation模仿63

Bedtime Prayers睡前祷告词64

I Want Two Cookies我想要两个小甜饼65

The Wheels First先吃车轮65

Are They Sleeping它们睡着了吗66

His Fault他的错66

Teeth and Chocolates牙齿和巧克力67

Two Cakes两块蛋糕67

Why Is He Crying他哭什么68

A Good Boy好孩子69

Who Is the Most Obedient谁最听话70

Keep Feeding Him Nickels接着给他吃五分的镍币71

She Ate All My Bait她把我所有的鱼饵都吃掉了72

Politeness礼貌73

I'll Learn the Latter Half我学后半部分74

She Didn't Say Anything她什么也没说75

Tom and His Mother汤姆和妈妈76

Is There a Crib in Your Stomach你的肚子里有个小床吗77

Mother and Son母亲和儿子78

儿童幽默Children Humor79

A Clever Boy机灵的男孩80

A Problem in Arithmetic一个算术问题81

A Poor Poet可怜的诗人83

I Am My Father我是我爸爸83

Wanted Criminals通缉犯84

Is Tom Right汤姆说对了吗85

An Opposite Example反面例子86

Go to the North Pole去北极87

Thank You,God感谢上帝88

Mind My Mom听妈妈的话89

Now We Run现在我们跑吧90

A Policeman and a Lost Child警察与走丢的孩子91

That's Why原来如此93

Fire and Hot Water火和热水94

A Clever Boy聪明的男孩95

I Saw Father Get It Out我爸爸把它弄出来的96

老人幽默Old People Humor97

Sharing Everything分享所有98

Selling a Ladder卖梯子99

Why Not Stay in the Hole怎么不呆在洞里呢100

A New Son一个新儿子101

A Polite Boy有礼貌的男孩101

An Old Joke老笑话102

Meeting见面103

A Nail or a Fly钉子还是苍蝇104

Our Tails我们的尾巴105

A Secret of Long Life长寿的秘密106

医院幽默Hospital Humor107

Two Hearts Beating两颗心脏在跳动108

A Hundred Per Cent百分之百108

A Pediatric Intern儿科实习医生109

The Doctor's Advice医嘱110

Sleeping Pills安眠药111

Bouncing Up and Down跳上跳下112

The Name名字112

Let Me Have It让我拿走吧113

I Can't See我看不见114

Is He a Good Doctor他是个好医生吗115

I Didn't Need It Then那时候我不需要它116

旅行幽默Travel Humor117

On a Bus公交车上118

At a Border Station在边境车站119

A Good Lesson痛心的教训120

Welcome to Come Back欢迎回来121

All Languages Spoken所有语言都通用121

I'll See to the Rest其余的事交给我122

A Trip to Disney迪斯尼之旅123

A Soldier's Brilliant Idea士兵的妙计124

A Bad Impression坏印象126

The Bellboy旅馆侍者127

Economy Wasted无谓的节约128

Is He a Good Guide他是个好导游吗130

Rather Late太晚了131

I Must Find It我必须找到它132

广告、购物幽默Advertisement and Shopping Humor133

A Girl Not Included女孩不包括在内134

Midway Tactics中间战术135

The Effect of Advertisement广告的效果136

Silence Is Gold沉默是金137

I'll Take the Other One我买另一个139

Three Whistles三声口哨139

The Lost Purse丢失的钱包140

Early Shopping购物过早141

Let's Have a Try试一下142

What Do You Need Most你最需要什么142

工作幽默Work Humor143

The Last Warning最后的警告144

The Plumber Is Late水管工人迟到了144

Only Once只有一次145

Too Much太浓了146

You Are the Fifth你是第五条147

A Smuggler走私犯149

I Am a Barber我是个理发师151

Telemarketer电话推销员151

Part-time Job兼职工作152

How Did You Ever Get Here你是怎样来的153

Why Was He Fired为什么被炒鱿鱼154

Psychiatrist's Secretary精神病学家的秘书155

Is Your Wife at Home Now你妻子现在在家吗156

Expensive Advice昂贵的建议157

Do You Know My Work你知道我是干什么的吗158

宗教幽默Religious Humor159

A Mistake搞错了160

The Clock时钟161

St.Peter's Question圣彼得的问题162

Wait a Minute等一分钟163

I'm Going to Have a Wife我想我要有妻子了164

Easy Dozer瞌睡虫165

God Take a Holiday上帝去度假166

View the Painting看画167

In the Confession Box在忏悔间168

Draw a Picture画画169

Who Is God谁是上帝170

A Case of Mistaken Identity认错人171

A Theory of Creation创世论172

Now,That Reminds Me现在，我想起来了174

A Plausible Explanation似是而非的解释175

The Sin of Lying说谎的罪恶176

A Sure Cure灵丹妙药177

He Can Have My Place他可以坐我的位子178

朋友、邻居幽默Friends and Neighbors Humor179

It Is Out Too它也出去了180

When a Tiger Comes老虎来了181

American Way of Life美国式生活182

I Shot Them All我把它们全打死了183

Sand and Fur Coat沙子和皮大衣183

Tom Saw a Tiger汤姆看到一只老虎184

It's Not That那倒不是185

I Happened to Be Inside the Coat我恰好也在大衣里面185

Two Angry Neighbors两个愤怒的邻居186

餐馆、酒吧幽默Restaurant and Bar Humor187

A Friend of the Duck鸭子的朋友188

Make an Order点餐189

It's Beef是牛肉190

No News Is Good News没有消息才是好消息191

Optical Illusion幻觉192

Wings翅膀193

An Unfortunate Pirate倒霉的海盗194

This Devil Walked into a Bar恶魔进酒吧196

武术幽默Martial Arts Humor197

Volunteer志愿者198

Savage Kills Family Pet野蛮人杀死家养宠物199

Fire火200

I'll Flip You我把你摔倒吧202

金发女郎幽默Blonde Humor203

You're Next下一个就是你204

Are You Going to Dance你要去跳舞吗205

Just a Minute就一会儿205

Blind Policeman瞎子警察206

That Is Not a TV那不是电视207

Can't You See I'm Winning没看到我一直赢呢208

警察幽默Police Humor209

The Difference Between Morning明天与今晚的不同210

An Excuse理由211

Recruit妇女当警察213

You're Under Arrest你被捕了214

I Was at the Top of the Pole我就在电线杆上216

A Plea求助217

Radar Trap雷达测速仪218

Don't You Guys Use German Shepherds Anymore你们难道不再用德国牧羊犬了220

飞行幽默Flying Humor221

My First and My Last第一次与最后一次222

A Big Meeting重要会议224

Keep Quiet保持安静225

Female Pilot女飞行员226

First Flight第一次坐飞机227

The Security of Flying飞行安全228

Flight Light轻装旅行229

One Engine Left只剩一个引擎230

作家、艺术家幽默Writer and Artist Humor231

Goethe's Tolerance歌德的宽容232

Not to Be Taken Out概不外借233

Balzac as a Handwriting Expert巴尔扎克——手迹研究专家234

Beat It走开235

The Painter and the Banker画家和银行家236

Star-struck追星237

Coincidence纯属巧合238

The Doctor Lives Downstairs医生住在楼下239

Who Are They他们是谁240

Clarinets Are Okay竖笛没关系241

银行、保险幽默Bank and Insurance Humor243

Drawing Money取钱244

You Have to Move你得搬家245

Special Date特别的约会246

At FIRST在最初之时247

As You'd Sign a Letter就像在信上签名一样247

They Are Directly from America它们直接来自美国248

If My Car Knows如果车子知道249

Your Money or Your Life要钱还是要命250

Come on—It's Me快点，是我251

The Way to Get a Loan贷款的方法251

Cancel the Policy取消保险252

富人、穷人幽默Rich Men andPoor Men Humor253

I Painted the Vase我把花瓶漆了254

Millionaire百万富翁255

Poor Man穷人255

The Dumb Beggar哑巴乞丐256

The Secret of Success成功秘诀257

Just the Opposite正好相反258

墓地幽默Cemetery Humor259

It's Unfair真不公平260

Correcting My Name纠正名字261

Three People in One Grave三人同墓262

He Is Really Somebody他真是个要人262

Why Did You Have to Die你为什么要死呢263

Where Is Your Wife你妻子去哪了264