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Another Dirty Hand 另一只脏手1

Which Is Nearer to Us? 哪一个离我们近些？2

Do You Know? 你知道吗？2

We ll not Have the Exam 不会考试了3

The Dean s Words 院长的话4

Guessing a Riddle 猜谜4

Writing a Composition 写作文5

An Abstract Drawing 一幅抽象画6

Where Elephants Are Found 哪里可以找到象7

Space 空间7

An Elevator 电梯8

The Longest Word 最长的单词8

“Thirty”or“Dirty”? “30”还是“肮脏”？9

It Was too Late 太晚了10

Sorry 对不起11

Another Noun 另一个名词11

The Passive Voice 被动语态12

I Taught the Teacher 我教老师13

Who Is the Laziest? 谁最懒？14

It s My Father 是我爸爸14

Very Long Absence 长时间缺席15

An Unexpected Answer 出乎意料的回答16

No Argument 不愿争吵16

Why not a fourth Time 为什么不游第四次17

A Peculiat Animal 特殊动物18

Correct 答对了19

Nick Found America 尼克发现了美洲19

They Are all Dead 他们都死了20

The First Ray of the Sun 第一缕阳光20

Dorrow a Pen 借笔21

Lady First 女士优先22

Heat and Cold 热和冷22

He Will Beat Me 他会打我23

When Was Rome Built? 罗马是什么时候建立的？23

Tom s Handwriting 汤姆的笔迹24

Professor s Coat 教授的外套25

A Special Football Match 特殊的足球赛25

Visit a Chicken Farm 参观养鸡场26

Father s John Hancock 父亲的亲笔签名27

Animal With Four Legs 四条腿的动物27

A True Answer 真实的回答28

Scott and Dickens 司各脱与狄更新28

Realism 写实主义29

Five Hundred Ducks 500只鸭子30

It s Hard to Give a Mark 难判分31

Tell the Truth 说真话32

Make a Sentence 造句32

Mother Was too Busy 妈妈太忙33

Not Difficult 不难34

The Biggest in the World 世界上最大的34

An Entrance Examination 入学考试35

Who Is the Printer? 排字工是谁？36

A Physics Examination 一次物理考试36

The New Teacher 新老师37

The Fish Net 鱼网38

Electricity and Lightning 电与闪电38

Two Birds 两只鸟39

A Geography Class 地理课40

The Crowdedness on the Moon 月亮上的拥挤40

An Arithmetic Exercise 一道算术题41

An Abstract Noun 抽象名词42

Why Take It Home 为什么要带回家42

A History Test 历史考试44

The Latest Tooth 长得最晚的牙45

Whose Fault 谁的错45

The Fourth Element 第四个元素46

Columbus Telephone Number 哥伦布的电话号码46

My Father s Motto 我爸爸的格言47

A Foggy Place 烟雾缭绕的地方48

Divide Tomatoes 分西红柿48

They ve Found All the Excuses 他们把借口找光了49

Correct the Teacher 纠正老师50

4-4=? 四减四先于几？50

Washington and His Hatchet 华盛顿和他的斧子51

Teeth and A Hen 牙齿与母鸡52

Einstein s Formula 爱因斯坦的公式53

Difference 差别53

A College Student s Dream 大学生的梦想54

Can t Open the Door 不会开门54

Mixed Doubles 混合双打55

What is Water? 水是什么？56

Speak Frankly 直说56

Our New Teacher 我们的新老师57

The History Is Repeating Itself 历史正在重演57

I Don t Know 我不知道58

Jim s History Examination 吉姆的历史考试59

The Reason of Being Late 迟到的原因59

An Examination 一次考试60

Sleep in Class 上课睡觉60

A Classmate s Help 同学的帮助61

Wool 羊毛61

A Short Composition 一篇短文62

How He Saved a Dollar 他怎样节省一块钱63

Whose Mistakes 谁之错63

Einstein s Secret 爱因斯坦的秘诀64

When Do People Talk Least? 人们什么时候说话最少？65

The Third 第三只66

The Nearest 最接近者67

Expensive Ink 昂贵的墨水68

It Doesn t Matter 没关系68

A Stupid Teacher 无知的老师69

It s Hard to Write a Letter 写信难70

Went to His Mother With the Door 背着门去见母亲71

Father and His Son 父与子72

Share Sled 玩雪橇72

An Opposite Example 相反的例子73

Tom and His Father 汤姆和他的父亲74

Drunk 醉74

The Result of a Promise 许诺的结果75

Nick Is Hungry 尼克饿了76

Why Does It Rain on the Road? 为什么雨下在路上？77

The Sun and the Moon 太阳和月亮78

2+2=5 二加二等于五79

A Boy s Answer 一个男生的回答80

Zoos of Jews? 动物园还是犹太人81

Why Are They Running 他们为什么跑81

They never Do Stop 他们说个没完82

Sleep 睡觉83

A Quarrel 争吵83

Two Holes 两个洞84

It s not My Fault 这不能怨我84

Which Runs Faster? 哪个跑得快？85

Five Boys and an Old Woman 五个男孩和一个老太太86

Adding 加法86

In School 在学校87

Children s Reasoning 小孩的推理88

The Best Student 最好的学生88

My Father 我的父亲89

Learn English 学英语90

Method of Teaching 教学方法90

George s Egg 乔治的鸡蛋91

It Was Too Dark 光线太暗92

In the Sky 在天上93

When Do We Start to Get Smaller? 我们什么时候开始变小？93

Two Pounds of Plums 两磅李子94

Tom s Fall 汤姆跌跤94

Anthony s New Bicycle 安东尼的新自行车95

What Can John Do? 约翰有什么办法呢？96

Count Pigs 数猪97

Daddy Is still Growing 爸爸还在长高98

Little Brother s Cry 小弟弟的哭声98

Give Him the Bird 给他这只鸟99

Children s Talk 孩子的谈话100

The Diameter of the Moon 月亮的直径101

Look out 当心101

What s Your Name? 你叫什么名字？102

All Changed 完全改变了104

I Keep My Word 我说话算数105

The Great Poet 大诗人106

Tommy s Hobby 汤米的爱好106

Always Last 老是最末110

Professor Bumble 邦布尔教授111

“Moving Pictures” “活动画片”112

Napoleon Was lll 拿破仑病了113

Pocket 衣袋115

Coachman 马车夫115

Plural of“Man” “人”的复数形式116

Plural of“Tooth” “牙齿”的复数形式116

What A Fool I Was 我真是个笨蛋117

A Good Boy 好孩子119

Why Is Ted Crying? 特德为什么哭？120

A Swimming Match 一场游泳比赛121

A Desk Can t Jump 桌子不能跳122

A Punishment 一次惩罚123

Antarctic Explorer 南极探险家125

The First Moncy Mark Twain Earned 马克·吐温挣的第一笔钱126

Thirteen Birds 13只鸟127

I Asked Her 我问过她了128

There s too Much Coal 煤太多了129

Mrs.Jones Phone Call 琼斯太太的电话130

Playing Hide-and-Seek 捉迷藏132

A Naughty Boy 一个顽童133

To Turn off the Light 关灯134

The Boy and the Cake 小孩与饼135

Silly Hance 笨汉斯136

Tom Saw a Tiger 汤姆看见了一只老虎139

Your Pot Is Dead 你的锅死了140

The Use of the Punctuation 标点符号的妙用141

A Tooth-Ache 牙疼142

One Hundred 100分143

Two Days off 两天假144

Peter and His Father 彼得和他的父亲145

You Put Him to Sleep 是您使他睡着的147

You Are Wanted 要有就是你147